Patchwork Me
My name is Lilly. I graduate from high school in a matter of weeks and I am going to Belmont University to study opera and musical theater. Singing is like breathing to me. I also thought about going into animation, since art is another one of my passions. I love old movies and videogames and cartoons and anything Disney. I am jaded and sarcastic and changing all the time. I also love the word "fuck." It is as common in my sentences as punctuation. Anyway, welcome to my blog! Enjoy the random posts and rants!
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guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself





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fapitalism:

My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark





person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
me: shhh do you hear that?
me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧




heysammy:

gay-men:

The future.

heysammy:

gay-men:

The future.





starlyy:

so do trainers walking through tall grass just find like

unconscious pokemon that other trainers have defeated

just everywhere

piles and piles of fainted bidoofs 













homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

















I like being alone. 

buddhacoffee:

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus  alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.





chickahdee:

evilbiggering:

p-curly:

happydancerhapsody:

do-you-have-a-flag:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

yes but also a lady wanted to have sex with him in that chair

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch the video, people! Steve is officially the best person oh man. :’)

YES I JUST WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY

JEEZ HE’S  QUIRKY AND FUNNY

“They looked like boobs designed by Dr. Seuss.”

GOTTA REBLOG FOR THE FANDOM

Ohjeeze, I love this man!





beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used





i-like-pigeons:

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

you, are very awesome indeed, my friend